Re: the FUCK YOU thread
I called Amazon about my kid's kindle not working:
Me: My son's kindle fire is not responding and has a black screen. I'd like to return it for warranty repairs.
Amazon: Thank you, I see the order on my screen. Have you contacted the manufacturer?
Amazon: what did they say?
Me: they haven't said anything yet
Amazon: they need to tell you if they will fix it under warranty
Me: Ok. Will you fix it under warranty?
3 friendly people and 37 minutes later I get to send it in.
I blame Shiny for tarnishing my clean Amazon track record.