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Old Streetfighter Motorcycle Forum Post 03-31-2015, 01:01 PM   #11
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I've got hours of stupid cop stories from my car days. From them accusing me of things that I clearly did not do in an attempt to fish something out of the traffic stop, to writing me some pretty stupid tickets for things that clearly are totally legal to do to a car (No interior and just gauges? They don't dig that all that much!). No headlights? As in it wasn't put together to have them when the car was finished for a test drive? As long as it's daytime they can cry about it all they want but can't do a damn thing.




Funny story from the other day! A cop that had a history of harassing people finally got his!

Back in 2008 I got an imprudent and unlawful acceleration ticket, ya know, going too fast from a 25mph zone up to a 55mph zone on the edge of town. So what if my bike can cover that in one twist of the wrist... I find it fun and plenty of local cops have told me as long as I don't break the speed limit I can get up to speed as fast as I want, I guess they didn't expect me to do it on a really fast bike, as well as in a quick car. And I know my bikes well, so squeezing every bit out of it is pretty fun when I can.

I drop to 2nd at the edge of town, blast to 55 and shut it down, look in my rear view, and this cop car is lit up, siren going, and catches up and nearly hits me!! I am now pissed off that screaming tire is audible in my helmet over my Yoshimura exhaust as the cruiser nearly plows into my rear wheel at 55mph. I promptly pull over, the cop is acting like a dick when he gets out of his car and comes up to me on foot as I'm shutting off my bike, and starts into me about doing a wheelie! I protest, he argues, we nearly come to full volume as we are on the side of the road. I can clearly see this douche canoe is new to town so I have little respect for his supercop attitude right off the bat. We're all good old boys around there, no need to act like a dick!

He rips my license and reg out of my hands before I even have a chance to hand them to him, I'm fuming at this point as there is no justification for this shit! And he earned a reputation for this garbage over the coming few years he was still with the force.

Dick knob comes back to me, has me sign off on a ticket, gives me my shit, and makes a U turn, smokes off the rear left tire as he heads back into town, and leaves me out $340, I talked to a few officers and found that the ticket is a hard one to beat. I accept it's what it is and move on with life, and avoid that town like the plague for a few years.



A few days ago I am perusing the news feed on facebook and nearly spit coffee on my computer when I see a mug shot of an awful familiar face! Supercop lost his job, stole a womans purse (must be some hard times for him? ), spent money off her credit card, got spotted by state troopers who tried to pull him over, and led them on a high speed chase that ended in a short foot pursuit. He's now sitting in a jail with felony charges.

http://www.winonadailynews.com/news/...376a072ec.html

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I noticed he wasn't an off duty or former cop in that news story. take it he didn't last long as a cop?
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Ratfighters story reminds me of a couple.

About 2 am one morning I exit a motorway services & a quick look reveals only 1 set of lights behind me & that is miles away so I give it a fistful & scream down to the next junction, exit & slow down to a normal pace, after about 2 miles a police range rover pulls alongside & one of the cops gestures for me to pull over, he looked like he had run the last 2 miles to be fair, all red in the face & sweating

Anyway he says 'do you know how fast you were going on the motorway?' & I reply truthfully 'not really' apparently I was doing 120mph on the slip road before hitting the motorway proper & he was doing 150+ but still not catching me & its at this point I started laughing uncontrollably & had to sit down on the kerb

This attracts the attention of the other cop who gets out & comes over with the brilliant first line of 'what's so funny sonny' the tears are coming now & I may have dribbled a bit he looked about 12 & I was well into my 40's then

When I finally get myself under control I ask if they have a qualified police vehicle inspector on duty, they do & eventually they agree to ask him to come out ,when he arrives the 2 dickhead cops give him their story 120 on the slip road etc he takes 1 look at my bog stock gs1000 & gave them the biggest bollocking I have ever heard liberally sprinkled with swear words & with lots of fist shaking, he'd been having a nice quiet night & knew the 2 twats were trying it on & ran a GS himself so knew there is very few stock ones that see the far side of 130

I also knew it was just a couple of idiots as if I had really been doing over 150 I would have been cuffed as soon as the second cop got out of the car .... I did enjoy the game though
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The second one is a short one .....

Going out into the countryside at about 40 I start to catch the local village copper in his escort van & I know he's a good bloke & not bothered at all if I overtake him so I start to when his siren comes on & he accelerates, all that came into my mind was ......YEAH RACE !

Obviously I overtook & disappeared into the distance no trouble .............. I did expect a knock on the door for a few days but nothing happened until I went into the local pub ......... 8 pints of mild later he was pissed & I was off the hook

I was the idiot that day
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I noticed he wasn't an off duty or former cop in that news story. take it he didn't last long as a cop?


From what I heard it was less than a year. I had never seen him before or since that day so when I saw the news story and some locals I know had commented on it discussing his former employment at the police department the fact he looked familiar came full circle and I realized who I was looking at. He looks like shit compared to the clean cut younger guy he was when he pulled me over after nearly ramming into me at speed.

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I sneeze a lot these days.
I believe I am having a Allergic Reaction to IDIOTS.
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The guy came by to put my gutters on my house this morning. Apparently, there is a good sized hornets nest on the far, back corner of the house. I haven't noticed it, but anyway. So, the Gutter Master flops his ladder directly beside the nest and climbs up on top of the roof. Where he proceeded to get trapped by the hornets, before deciding that his best move would be to just JUMP OFF THE ROOF....then he calls me to complain.

Dude. You do gutters. You should be prepared to deal with bees. Or at least keep an eye out and NOT jab your ladder in to their home. Why didn't you call for help before you Superman'd it off the roof?

Now I'm the bad guy because I " let him do that without warning him there was a nest present ".

Geez, man. Want me to hold your hand on the rest of your jobs, too?
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Fuck me I seem to get all the "Fuck wit" coppers pulling me
on the back road coming out of Richmond on the way to my village i overtook
a black 5 series BMW, then over took a bin wagon in front of it,
checked my mirror and it had followed me, so when i got to the next car i quickly overtook that
before the next bend.
went a bit further down the road, checked my mirror, no car, so took it easy as i was approaching my
village 30mph limit.
just as i entered the zone, black BMW came up behind me and put blues and twos on.

started with the "who makes that exhaust?" so i said SP engeneering, he looks it over and says " it isnt Kite marked, so it isnt legal"
i just shrugged at that one!!!
he then askes who i am insured with, to which he adds "have you declared all the mods to them?" :zzzzz
then says "what is it?"
so i say "600 hornet with a blade engine" 8-)
looks bike over, then gets ruler out and measures my No plate :? he cant find anything wrong with it so he says
that it is illegal where it is mounted as it cant be seen there by cameras on booms!! i tell him what the MOT regs state and what the law says, he dont say enything else on my plate.
he then askes where i got my MOT done as i have only one mirror fitted and that is a fail!!!!!!!!!!!! i told him where, he said he would have a word with them
before letting me go he gave me the usual bollocks about other road users bla bla bla, killing myself and them having to tell my family bla bla bla

I seem to attract nobs

SHIT HAPPENS!!!!!
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My partner took his 11 year old grand daughter for a doctor visit today. One of the questions she was supposed to answer was " do you engage in sexual intercourse". She's 11. She didn't really know what it meant, so she asked her Grandpa. Fucked up situation, but a logical response from her, right?

Trying to keep things out of the creepy zone, my buddy tells her it's asking if she has a boy friend. To which, she wrinkles up her nose and says "ewww. No!".

Well, the nearby receptionist witnessed the whole thing and went in to some kinda militant mode. Started grilling Roscoe for answering the question for her when she was supposed to answer the question by her self. Asked Roscoe what he was trying to hide by coercing the girl, etc.

Wtf???

He told the woman, " she doesn't know what sexual intercourse means. I didn't coerce her, she asked me for help. "

So....and this is where I get mad.... they take the 11 year old girl in to a room and show her a movie of adults having sex so that she will understand the question and be able to answer the question by her self. Roscoe said he could hear her crying and telling them she didn't like the movie and didn't want to watch it. Please turn it off. Stop making me look at it ( wtf , where they holding her head towards the screen?) She was crying for her pawpaw and finally he burst in the room and grabbed her. They told him interfering made him look even more suspicious. He welcomed a visit from the police and took her home. Luckily, he was smart enough not to make any threats or try to whip anyone's ass. I'm not sure I could have remained calm through all that.

He said she cried all the away home. Whatever she saw scared her. Fuck, she's 11. She doesn't need to see that shit.

Now tell me, who's the fucking perverts in this situation? Disgusting.

If I forced an 11 year old girl to watch porn they'd fucking brand me for life as a child predator and bury me under the jail. Which would be well deserved, but come on.... in the name of "education" its ok?. Fuck you.
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...cue the lawsuit.

That sounds illegal to me, at least in California.

Wrong so many levels.

I had a few paragraphs typed out, but I deleted them.........I'd tell him to call the police or talk to a lawyer. That sounds against the law in so many ways.

was it full penetration stuff or R rated? I don't think it is ever legal to show a minor the full stuff even if you are a doctor.

...and get a new doc

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