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Woot, sig worthy!
![]() Random thought: The cat just took a shit and it stinks! I'ma brew up a nasty one and lock it in the toilet when I'm done. See how that fucker likes being dutched out with shit molecules! ![]() Quote:
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And that was rep worthy... as soon as I can show you some more love Its on...
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MAJOR FOOKIN' CATASTROPHY
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Its gonnabe a
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skittles and gobstopppers vage and titties tig ol bitties
Goal: Promote streetfighters to the custom motorcycle scene in America. Plan: Spread the word to motorcycle enthusiasts through our forum & blog. |
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fighter transplant in NC
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i hate having a kickass dream but waking up before the good part. fuckin blows. you know you just cant fall back asleep and finish the dream. you fall asleep and have a shitty dream about being woken up in the middle of a kick ass dream
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Right... I was having a dream about this hot ass chick, just as we started to kiss, bam... I wake up to my dog lickin my nuts lol, j/k, but yEah, I fuckin hate that shit....
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Even worse, you are getting all hot and heavy in a dream when you wake up and realize you are still in bed with the ol' lady... kicks the shit right out of you when you were dreaming about a hot, sexy, funny, and smart chick that has no interest in white guys at all so even if you ditch the old ball can chain you would never have a chance so you move on to some one else and they turn you down because they are scared of your abnormally large balls just to fall asleep again and dream about the first girl and get woken up again just as you are about to give her the facial from hell... FML
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Random thought...this is my 1000th post. I know it ain't much compared to some of you, but a grand is a grand.
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My friends sister just said she doesn't suck dick because she is not...
1. Unattractive 2. fat WELL... she is tattooed from arm to arm (which is normally hot), has hot pink hair currently (not bro hoe status either), and is about 60lbs over weight... Umm... yeah, I would not say she is an uggo, but far from sexy, and sort of fluffy in the mid section. I love tattoos on chicks, especially sleeves, and bright hair is a plus when done right, but she has done it all wrong, matter of fact, she could be the poster child for wrong... Exhibit A... Hot chick with tattoos and fun hair.. ![]() Exhibit B. Wanna guess which one she is... ![]() |
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and who the fuck said a chick had to be unattractive and/or fat to suck cock? she just sounds like multi-level fail...
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