I'm a n00b on here, but have some very slow progress with an ooooold, oooold bike that I got for my first bike. Good points were cheap insurance, cheap buy cost, cheap parts, and cheap to run!
Bad points: OLD. Old and broken, but still reliable as hell. This bike has been stolen...
This is it, the only jacket you'll ever wear.
It'll get you laid.
Cops will never pull you over.
and when the world starts to burn, it'll save your life.
(all above comments are not guarantees, and will likely never happen.)
I present to you, the dark knight jacket...