[Krono31]

So i have my bike in the garage at work now cause someone wants to look at it to buy... I was messing around a little bit working on it and one of my coworkers asked if he could try to ride it. I thought it was a good opertunity since my bike is nothing special... whatever

So he gets on the bike and doesnt know where anything is. I give him a crash course of everything and he starts riding slowly around the parkin lot. I told him to keep his fingers on the clutch so he wouldnt forget where it was or whatever... So he makes a few laps around the lot and asks if he can let go of the clutch yet! he musta have had it partially in the whole time... o great so he might be screwwing up the clutch. So he keeps getting faster and faster around this parking lot and he asks me how to get into 2nd driving by. I just tell him to stay in first and dont worry about the RPMS cause he is only gettin to 20mph tops. So he keeps gunning it on the 40-50 yard straight away. A couple laps later and he is really doing well.

He all of a sudden cant remember where the brake is and flies into the grass and dumps the bike on the throttle side infront of a few of my coworkers and people across the street hahah

Nothing happened to my bike but a little broken clip haha it was just so funny to watch him getting more and more cocky knowing that its all gunna end soon.

a minute later he said his knee hurt a little and he mighta pulled a muscle. I tell him that he will start gettin stiff and he goes.. no way! it was just at 15mph! 20 minutes later he is all stiff and limping around.:squid:

Doesnt sound as funny as it was in person but it brightened my day!

 

[miniprivateer]

Ahhh what a :clown: always makes for a good day.

At worka few months ago I watched a guy with sandels on and no helmet test out a YZ 250F around the lot and he apperantly had been drinking taboot. He comes aoround the corner of the building cuts the front wheel and leans into it and locks the front brake up on the sand. And down he goes, and I ran back in the door and hid ahahha. I was waiting the whole time for him to crash and he finally did. And he bought the bike 5 min later.

A buddy of mine has a similar coworker only difference this guy new how to ride, well I guess you could call it that. He was drilling in holes for a undertail or sumthinig along thoes lines and drilled into his CDI. Im not exactly sure what bike he has but its atleast a 900. So he buys a 600 CDI on ebay and puts it at work on his lunch break. Starts the bike up and it runs but when you put it in gear it wouldnt do shit untill far up in the rpms and the power was intantanious. So he gets mad and pulls in the clutch revs it up dumps the clutch the power hits high in the rmps and the bike launches out from underneath him does a flip and lands on the tail of the bike and flyes into the bushes. And the new undertail and pipe was destroyed.

 

[929_adam]

thanks you guys! :LolLolLolLol: thats funny shit.


man. where do these people come from?? seriously?! :wtf:

 

[ab420]

Two perfect moments to have a video camera rolling.... still great stories though!

 

[xanetax]

gawwwwwd. come on guys! im a girl n wont fuck up thaaat bad! some guys man.. i tell ya! :cfcartman: aww, it feels good to be back n writing in the forums again. stupid password n email stuff........

 

[catman]

I used to race a kx 500, and it was the funnest thing to watch and let folks ride :LolLolLolLol: scarry machine for beginers it was like a 300 lb. chainsaw wanting to run wide open :Stupid:
Me and my buddy's would always make bets on how far they would make it before they looped it.;
Our guesses were usualy in feet, like i bet 50 feet and there done.
It was worth a few sets of bent bars just to watch.

Is that a kx250 Can i ride it ??? Oh yea it's a kx250, go ahead !!!Bwahahahaha

 

[929_adam]

gawwwwwd. come on guys! im a girl n wont fuck up thaaat bad! some guys man.. i tell ya! :cfcartman: aww, it feels good to be back n writing in the forums again. stupid password n email stuff........

Well we're glad to have you back. thought you left us for good.

maybe you should click the "remember me" box next to the login spot so you dont have that problem.

 

[929_adam]

I used to race a kx 500, and it was the funnest thing to watch and let folks ride :LolLolLolLol: scarry machine for beginers it was like a 300 lb. chainsaw wanting to run wide open :Stupid:
Me and my buddy's would always make bets on how far they would make it before they looped it.;
Our guesses were usualy in feet, like i bet 50 feet and there done.
It was worth a few sets of bent bars just to watch.

Is that a kx250 Can i ride it ??? Oh yea it's a kx250, go ahead !!!Bwahahahaha

crazy man. hahaha. i guess that would be pretty funny tho. :LolLolLolLol:

however id be scared of gettin sued nowadays.

 

[ab420]

I used to race a kx 500, and it was the funnest thing to watch and let folks ride :LolLolLolLol: scarry machine for beginers it was like a 300 lb. chainsaw wanting to run wide open :Stupid:
Me and my buddy's would always make bets on how far they would make it before they looped it.;
Our guesses were usualy in feet, like i bet 50 feet and there done.
It was worth a few sets of bent bars just to watch.

Is that a kx250 Can i ride it ??? Oh yea it's a kx250, go ahead !!!Bwahahahaha

:LolLolLolLol: That's freaking hilarious!

 

[xanetax]

Well we're glad to have you back. thought you left us for good.

maybe you should click the "remember me" box next to the login spot so you dont have that problem.

um, yes i did do that dear.. buuuut i just had my computer cleaned out n all that good stuff. so i had my passwords to all the forums with user names saved in an email- which got deleted. mr. smarty pants. thank you very much. so you ridin this weekend? huuuuh? i sure as hell will be! call me later fool! oh yes, n i need a cage n bar.. dont forget, as well as a new helmet n ima get a jacket eventuallllly =)