Function IS Form
19 Z900, 88 Kat11
We met in Batavia, NY. My truck is the white Chevy, by the way. I was so sad watching my Busa getting driven off in someone else's truck
This is what I traded it for.
Friggen sweet, eh?
Tank cover, front fender (under the tank cover), rearsets, taillight
Seats, headlight assembly is under the green shirt you can barely see on the floorboard of the scooter.
Mids, lowers, tailsection, and bellypan. I don't plan on using the mids or the lowers...
Grand Dragon Gear CBR600RR rearset prototypes. Makin shit work is friggen sweet
The Brembo 19x18mm radial master cylinder that is currently in the mail. (props to KPG)
Unloading a bike with no brakes. On quad ramps. In the rain. Alone.
Now the stories, in "Letters to Assholes, Craigslist style"
To Batavia, NY:
Your hotels are expensive, your gas stations close too early, and you're infested with squids and RUBs. GOOD DAY TO YOU!
To the people who I offended on I-90 between Batavia, NY and US-23:
Yes. YES. I know my headlights are bright when I have something in the bed of my truck. You know what's worse than a truck with bright headlights? Having people flash their highbeams at you every 30 seconds for 6 hours.
By the way, when I flashed my brights and auxilliary lights at you, I hope I only caused mild retina damage. Bitches.
What happened to this proclaimed dollar menu? Why does all of your food cost $3 more on the turnpike? Seriously, $4 for 6 chicken nuggets? You'd think since the turnpike guarantees you business (as people don't have to pay extra toll to get to your restaraunt) you could lower prices.
Then there are smart idiots like me who paid the extra $1 in toll so I could get more than six tiny pieces of watered-down chicken (who even though that was possible) for my hard earned $4.00.
To the guy on the 2005 Suzuki GSX-R1000 on I-90 in Pennsylvania: I bought it that way, you little shit.