[dogbreath]

This dickhead. We call him GI Dickhead, right? Because he's in the army and he's a dickhead. GI Dickhead.

First he's standing there talking shit about my bike. I keep telling him it's not done so he should shut up. Then he's being generally obnoxious and doing that sarcastic pretending to come on to me thing that people do for some reason.

So I'm saying, "You're talking a lot of shit mang." and he's not getting the hint.

Over the course of the next 10 minutes, he manages to embarass and insult this woman who's my friend, insult Detroit city (oh no he din't), insult my bike more, and make about 10 more gay jokes at my expense.

I levelled him

Then I came home and fell asleep for like 14 hours.



Also: Why do people have to point out motorcycles are dangerous to ride? I mean, seriously, I get it. I know your brother had this friend who's dad lost his leg in a motorcycle accident, but I hear about friends of mine getting hurt enough, I don't need a constant barrage of your poorly told horror stories.

 

[catman]

This dickhead. We call him GI Dickhead, right? Because he's in the army and he's a dickhead. GI Dickhead.

First he's standing there talking shit about my bike. I keep telling him it's not done so he should shut up. Then he's being generally obnoxious and doing that sarcastic pretending to come on to me thing that people do for some reason.

So I'm saying, "You're talking a lot of shit mang." and he's not getting the hint.

Over the course of the next 10 minutes, he manages to embarass and insult this woman who's my friend, insult Detroit city (oh no he din't), insult my bike more, and make about 10 more gay jokes at my expense.

I levelled him

Then I came home and fell asleep for like 14 hours.



Also: Why do people have to point out motorcycles are dangerous to ride? I mean, seriously, I get it. I know your brother had this friend who's dad lost his leg in a motorcycle accident, but I hear about friends of mine getting hurt enough, I don't need a constant barrage of your poorly told horror stories.

I hate that shit too. I can't be second guessing myself the way i ride.
They have been telling me that my whole life, and if i loose my leg to motorcycles, wich almost happened ! I'll still trow that nub up over the seat and hook up some different controlls.

 

[dogbreath]

Hell yeah.

I'm just sick of people relaying a story of some horrible accident or death every time they find out I ride a motorcycle.

I just want to say, "Hey, by my house, some old lady was driving her car and got hit by a pickup truck. Her head ended up sawed in half, brains spewing everywhere. I'm pretty sure the ambulance drivers had to use a spatula on that one."

 

[enrico vespa]

I here that more after the accident that paralyzed my shoulder and arm. PPl would say, "you're not riding anymore right?" Then thye give me that look.

I try to find what hurts ppl when I see them. With that soldier(I do respect soldiers), I would;ve said something like:

"dude how much do you get paid to get grenades thrown at you again?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, at least you get to share a whole barack full of naked guys wackin off."

"That's right, you're not gay, you just signed up so you can take showers with men while someone fucks your girl"

"What's her myspace page again?"

 

[catman]

Hell yeah.

I'm just sick of people relaying a story of some horrible accident or death every time they find out I ride a motorcycle.

I just want to say, "Hey, by my house, some old lady was driving her car and got hit by a pickup truck. Her head ended up sawed in half, brains spewing everywhere. I'm pretty sure the ambulance drivers had to use a spatula on that one."

You just showed him that motorcycling is ALOT less dangerous than running your mouth. :LolLolLolLol:

 

[dogbreath]

I just punched him until he fell over.

I had no interest in playing his game. He's a dickhead.

 

[DougZ]

Why were to gay jokes at your expense? Are you gay? If so, its cool...I don't care either way....IMO...everyone has the right to be who they are.

I soo wanna level shit talkers like that, but I am so worried about the repercussions. There was a guy in my town when I was in HS...he was a bit older..cool guy....badass fighter....we always made sure to be his friend, and not his enemy....one night, some asshole starts talking shit about his woman..(asshole was in his(asshole's) car at the time).....this guy, Tommy..walks over to him and the guy rolls up the window..Tommy punches straight through it, hitting the guy in the face and putting glas into his eye, blidning him in that eye for life. The guys sued Tommy and won....I forget how much he had to pay him...but it certainly wasn't worth it.

Rico: I guet the same thing after breaking my leg.....they always ask why I still wanna ride.....I just respond with, " If you don't get it, you never will"...and walk away.

 

[dogbreath]

Either that or I'm not very creative.

 

[dogbreath]

If everyone quit doing things the moment they got hurt, we'd all be sitting around doing nothing by the time we're 30.

 

[DougZ]

If everyone quit doing things the moment they got hurt, we'd all be sitting around doing nothing by the time we're 30.

yeah, its bad enough I am letting the leg fully heal, and not doing any of my winter activies...this season....ice hockey, skating and snow boarding..good thing I have a g/f to bang and bikes to build. :rock:

 

[dogbreath]

That's all I have to begin with. I can't get into any sports and shit like that.

People make gay jokes because I'm quiet and I have long hair, I guess. I make face breaking jokes and they shut up.

 

[PsychoDad]

You know I used to race and at age 44 with a total of 30+ broken bones including vertabrae and a fractured skull I still go to the track and still ride on the road.

FUCK THE WORLD and all who don't ride!

They are the same lame gay fuckers who sit in a whele chair pissing themselves later in life in some nursing home, abandoned by their kids as they thnk... "This sucks I shoud have taken more chances and gotten a bit of fun out of life."

As far as the soldier which I also respect...Fuck him for being an ass hole and making the rest of us cool soldiers look like dickheads.

Not saying you are not tuff but if you owned him how good of a soldier is he anyway if he can't even defend himself? Hows he going to defend a nation? paleeeeeease!

The soldiers I know and used to run with all owned bikes road hard and put them away used and abused and went out for more holiganism as soon as possible.

He is probably fome REMF (Rear Eshelon Mother Fucker) who pushes paper and hides behind a typewriter while the rest of us real men rush toward the front to do the actual fighting!

 

[dogbreath]

ChinaSteve: He tried swinging back but he was just a punk, like most people who run their mouths.

I'm the 'speak softly and carry a big stick' type.

 

[Britjoe]

yeah I was gonna ask, about the Gay jokes, Im cool with anyone being gay, dosnt bother me, not all gay men find every hetero sexual man handsome and want a peice,
Me, just in case your wondering, Im not gay, its kinda pathetic, that some arse whole soldier, would be that way.
should know better, dont soldiers have diversity training.

 

[dogbreath]

I've got a girlfriend. My sexuality isn't important after that, I don't think.

 

[catman]

I've got a girlfriend. My sexuality isn't important after that, I don't think.

I work in the rest. buisness, If I had a problem with ****'s i'de be in for a rough day :wtf: :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:

I'm jus playin :LolLolLolLol:

 

[enrico vespa]

In regards to riding after a bad accident....

You gotta live for something or you're gonna die for nothing.

 

[Sevulturus]

"You can live more in 5 minutes going flat out on a machine like that then most people live in a lifetime."

There are a lot of things that you can say to someone knocking either your bike or the fact that you ride. But my responses usually amount to something along the lines of, "just because you're scared doesn't mean I am." Wording changes based upon how close to me the person is.

In regards to riding after a bad accident....

You gotta live for something or you're gonna die for nothing.

There's always the chance you could slip getting out of the shower tomorrow and end up dead, or brain damaged You don't let that stop you from showering !


As far as insults go, I don't usually respect the guy throwing insults enough for them to matter, and telling them so is instantly funny. "Yeah... here's the thing, I don't respect you as a person at all, so anything you say to me is your wasted breath." (Don't say that to your boss.)

 

[DougZ]

There was a quote that someone said to me when I was laying the hospital...not when I broke my leg, but when I was back in hospital from blood clots from the broken leg going to my lungs and almost killine me....and it has stuck with me.

" I would rather live one day a Lion, than a 1000 as a sheep."

Even though most people don't understand that thinking, I do and kinda live by it.

 

[mrgixxer]

My Family ask me when I'm gonna grow up and stop riding.....I tell em to mind their own biz and worry about their life....It got really bad when I crashed and broke 48 bones at 1 time (hello Evil)...Still have'nt heard the end of that...Broke up with ex cause of it