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Fighterering since 1998
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1)Your Motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.

2)You don't have to talk to your Motorcycle after you drive it.

3)You can choke your Motorcycle.

4)Your Motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so.

5)Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails.

6)Motorcycles don't snore.

7)Your Motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.

8)Your Motorcycle won't leave you for another driver.

9)You don't have to pay child or income support to an ex-Motorcycle.

10)If you say bad things to your Motorcycle, you don't have to apologise before you can drive it again.

11)If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

12)If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

13)If your Motorcycle is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

14)If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

15)If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shock-absorbers.

16)If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a silencer.

17)If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

18)It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

19)Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

20)Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have driven.

21)Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

22)Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

23)Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

24)Motorcycles don't have parents.

25)Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad driver.

26)Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorycle magazines.

27)Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

28)Motorcycles last longer.

29)Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.

30)Motorcycles' curves never sag.

31)New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

32)You and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

33)You can have any colour Motorcycle and show it to your parents.

34)You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

35)You can drive a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

36)You can drive a Motorcycle any time of the month.

37)You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

38)You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.

39)You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

40)You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

41)You don't have to deal with priests to register your Motorcycle.

42)You don't have to take a shower before driving your Motorcycle.

43)You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is REALLY worn.

44)Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

45)Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

46)Your Motorcycle doesn't care what you're wearing when you take it out.

47)Wearing two fresh rubbers makes a ride in a Motorcycle more enjoyable.

48)The rashes you get from Motorcycles go away without those painful Penicillin shots.

49)One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the Motorcycle in the basement.

50)Disassembling the Motorcycle is done out of pleasure rather than need.

51)Motorcycles always sound pleasant.

52)Unlike women, fat Motorcycles are cheap dates.
 

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:yeeha: :rock: have i metnioned thati love you:cfrocks:








if you REALLY love your bike let the exhaust cool down before you have your fun:rock:
 

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Fighterering since 1998
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The Green Lantern said:
:yeeha: :rock: have i metnioned thati love you:cfrocks:








if you REALLY love your bike let the exhaust cool down before you have your fun:rock:
LOL...:evilred:
 

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thasick1 said:
26)Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorycle magazines.
:muah: :LolLolLolLol:
 

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14)If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
:rotfl: ROTFLMFAO :rotfl:
 

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there should be one about...

your motorcycle doesnt care if you ride it as hard as you can!
 

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Seriously the greatest thing I have ever read
 
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